An idea from Garry Davidson...

Thoughts for the day
A bird and a cow were very good friends and the cow fed milk to the bird. One good tern deserves an udder.

Is the first sausage in a sausage race the weiner?

Garry Davidson

Thought for the day
Do policemen live in Letsby Avenue?
Garry Davidson

Is a crossword an angry puzzle?
Garry Davidson

The boxer
The boxer slipped his collar itching to get the gloves on.
​Laura Sanders

Holy prayers
The priest said to the Greengrocer " peas be with you!"
Laura Sanders

Our cat!
Our cat does a whoopsie in the garden....and covers it up...using a shovel!
​Layra Sanders

Fish's strictly!
Is salmonella a fish's favourite ballroom dance?
​Laura Sanders

Cordon bleu
Is spaghetti junction a new dish?
Laura Sanders
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AI
I wouldn't say he was stupid, but he had artificial intelligence!
Laura Sanders

Thought for the day
​Do cows come from Huddersfield?
Garry Davidson

Thought for the day
Do ducks have quackers with their cheese?
Garry Davidson

​Thought(s) for the day
Venus is fading now here comes the sun.
​Tom Bowler

Is Air on a G-string a piece of music or just a minor inconvenience?
Was Vivaldi the founder of the Four Seasons hotel chain?
A bald man with no children is hairless and heirless.
Garry Davidson

​Is colour real, or just a pigment of our imagination?……….right up my street! - Garry Davidson